KTMA Theme Song Lyrics
In the not-too-distant future,
Next Sunday, A.D.,
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches, paid his way,
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him, so they shot him into space!
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst, ever made.
Joel says, "When you've got lemons,
You make lemonade."
Now, keep in mind, he can't control
Where the movies begin, or end,
Because he used the extra parts
to make his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot!
Servo!
Gypsy!
Crow!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax,
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
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